I like to dive.
I do other stuff too but, mainly, I dive.
And accumulate SCUBA gear. Lots of it.

Primarily, I dive the oh-it's-cold Pacific around Monterey and Carmel in California.
Sometimes, I jump into little pools in the jungle that lead down to hundreds of miles of gorgeous underwater cave systems. Oh, and become kinda-sorta-in-a-very-specific-niche-Internet famous.
Once in a while, I need to walk through fields of semi-solid-mostly-liquid cow poop to get to an interesting dive site.
Occasionally, I'll pretend to be a normal person and dive where the water is warm and the reefs are colorful as frick.
 - U